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Busta feat. Kelis > I Love My Bitch
Rocka: Fuck J.Lo and Fat Joe, Kelis and Busta are the new Rakim and Jody Watley.
Vocalz: Most definitely… Nas may even get jealous from this one…
R: Yeah, he should cause this is way hotter than “In Public”.
V: I gotta admit tho… Not feelin the slew of derogatory terms… Or maybe that’s my black college side comin’ out. I love my nigga and my bitch? come on… That’s so west coast circa 1993.
R: Yeah, but there’s nothing knew under the sun. I don’t use the N-word… but i understand its sadly a huge part of our culture, and it’s living on the back of hip hop. But on the flip side I do call people bitches… men and women though - equal opportunity.
V: Of couse u do… Isn’t it funny tho that Kelis can’t sing worth a damn but her voice is hot on nearly every track she does?
R: yeah, I told you she the black Gwen Stefani… can’t sing, but have the hottest tracks around.
V: Let me correct that for you, Gwen is the white Kelis - without the milkshake.
Rashad feat. T.I. > Tell ‘em What They Wanna Hear
R: I start bobbing when the beat starts - so this is a hit. He seems like he’s from the Nate Dogg school of sing~rapping, which is a good thing.
V: You start shaking when any beat starts… but back to the song, Nate Dogg is definitely recognizable in his vocalz… But Rashard has a fresh new sound, and I’m love with it.
R: Yeah, this song is hot cause people who can’t sing can sing along, and it doesn’t hurt he got the hottest rapper in the game now dropping a verse.
V: Right… but u can still tell he can blow…. all these lame R&B cats out there right now need to take notes. Meanwhile, Tip is definitely ridin’ that whisper-song-reminiscent beat.
R: The sad thing this song is soooo true, I am always telling bitches what they want to hear.
V: Shame on u, you fake bitch.
Clipse feat. Pharell > Mr. Me Too
V: Sounds hot so far… Maybe this will make up for “Ma, I don’t love her”.
R: You can always recognize a Neptune’s beat… Ready to ride.
V: Yeah but’s a lil too “drop it like it’s hot”… Pharrell is startin’ 2 become a lil too recognizable, if you know what I mean.
R: Yeah, I hear you… But it’s a sad day when the producers got a better flow than the rappers, Pharrel is giving it to them. While the clipse are still talking about coke deals… that was so the last album.
V: Yeah but if they don’t come up with sumthin’ a lil’ fresher, they won’t be around much longer.
R: It does make me wonder, would anyone care about those Clipse… Say if they were signed to the Alchemist or someone less high profile.
V: I don’t think they would, so they should be kissin’ Skateboard P’s ass on the regular.
R: And finding him drugs and whores… I’m just sayin’.
Tags: Slow Burn, Vocalz
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