The Worst Albums Ever

Was over at Dlisted and caught wind of the “50 Worst Albums Ever Recorded” according to Q magazine. Some of the more notable listmakers (which can be found in our personal collection) include Destiny Child’s Destiny Fulfilled, Naomi Campbell’s baby woman, Michael Jackson’s Invincible, Alanis Morisette’s Supposed Former Infactuation Junkie, and Shania Twain’s Come On [...]

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Was over at Dlisted and caught wind of the “50 Worst Albums Ever Recorded” according to Q magazine.

Some of the more notable listmakers (which can be found in our personal collection) include Destiny Child’s
Destiny Fulfilled, Naomi Campbell’s baby woman, Michael Jackson’s Invincible, Alanis Morisette’s Supposed Former Infactuation Junkie, and Shania Twain’s Come On Over (Gasp) – surprised us.

We think those albums should be replaced with some other craptastic music noise from notable artist… i.e. Mary J. Blige’s Love & Life, Ja Rule’s R.U.L.E., Loon’s Loon, MC Lyte’s 7 and 7, LL Cool J’s last three albums, any Warren G album, & Master P’s Da Last Don, Baby’s Birdman, Amil’s All Money Is Legal, Tevin Campbell’s Back To The World, Babyface’s For The Grown & Sexy, and anything involving Fred Durst.

Here’s the list, according to Q Magazine:

1. Duran Duran > Thank You
2. Spice Girls > All Their Solo Albums!
3. Various > Urban Renewal: The Songs Of Phil Collins
4. Lou Reed > Metal Machine Music
5. Billy Idol > Cyberpunk
6. Naomi Campbell > Babywoman
7. Kevin Rowland > My Beauty
8. Mick Jagger > Primitive Cool
9. Westlife > Allow Us To Be Frank
10. Tim Machine > Tin Machine Ii
11. Limp Bizkit > Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water
12. Tom Jones > Mr Jones
13. Bruce Willis > The Return Of Bruno
14. Terence Trent Diabolical > Neither Fish Nor Flesh
15. Various > Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Heart Club Band – OST
16. Spice Girls > Forever
17. Bob Dylan & The Grateful Dead > Dylan And The Dead
18. Crazy Frog > Crazy Hits
19. Goldie > Saturnz Return
20. Mariah Carey > Glitter OST
21. The Clash > Cut The Crap
22. Robson & Jerome > Robson & Jerome
23. Alanis Morissette > Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie
24. Lauryn Hill > MTV Unpugged 2.0
25. The Cranberries > To The Faithful Departed
26. Vanilla Ice > Hard To Swallow
27. Destiny’s Child > Destiny Fulfilled
28. The Rolling Stones > Dirty Work
29. Various > Christmas In The Stars: Star Wars Christmas Album
30. Michael Jackson > Invincible
31. Stevie Wonder > Woman In Red
32. Ace Of Bass > The Sign
33. Billy Ray Cyrus > Some Gave All
34. Fishspooner > #1
35. Puff Daddy > Forever
36. Kula Shaker > Peanuts, Pigs & Astronauts
37. Shania Twain > Come On Over
38. Chris Rea > The Road To Hell Pt2
39. Big Country > Undercover
40. The Others > The Others
41. Paul Simon > Songs From The Capeman OST
42. Babylon Zoo > The Boy With The X>Ray Eyes
43. The Travelling Wilburys > Vol 3
44. Kiss > Music From The Elder
45. William Shatner > The Transformed Man
46. Oasis > Standing On The Shoulders Of Giants
47. Ozzy Osbourne > Under Cover
48. Milli Vanilli > All Or Nothing
49. Neil Young And The Shocking Pinks > Everybody’s Rocking
50. Beck > Midnight Vultures

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  1. The Hive MindNo Gravatar added these sardonic words on April 19, 2006 | Permalink

    I didn’t think MJ’s Invincible album was all that bad. I mean, no, it wasn’t Thriller or Bad, but there were some good songs on the Invincible album.

    Tevin Campbell’s Back to the World was bad. And don’t get me started on those braids he had in his hair in the video.

  2. RoNo Gravatar added these sardonic words on April 19, 2006 | Permalink

    Awwww, come on MILLI VANILLI? They were AWESOME!

    *blank stare*

  3. VocalzNo Gravatar added these sardonic words on April 20, 2006 | Permalink

    DESTINY FULFILLED???? CLEARLY something is wrong here…bastards…

  4. BrickNo Gravatar added these sardonic words on April 21, 2006 | Permalink

    HI Rocka!!!

    Ummm, yeah, that list sucks! No to MJ-Invincible, it was a pretty decent album; no to Destiny Fufilled, there were some really good ballads on that one; and I disagree with Lauryn Hill. I don’t think it was her best, but I definitely don’t think it deserves to be on the 50 worst list.

    What is the criteria for this list anyway? These people are mad!!!

  5. The Fifth letter [E]No Gravatar added these sardonic words on April 28, 2006 | Permalink

    Ummm, why is Lauryn on here? That album was not bad at all. Obviously some people didn’t HEAR what she was saying, they instead, listened to her. Overstand?

  6. PsunNo Gravatar added these sardonic words on April 29, 2006 | Permalink

    ummm… Lauryn’s unplugged album was garbage. It was one long song of a her playing the same chord over and over… it was very… ‘I wrote a song about it, wanna hear it, here it go…’

    Destiny fulfilled? Trippin.

  7. PamelaNo Gravatar added these sardonic words on May 3, 2006 | Permalink

    Invincible had some nuggets on there that I hope on this new one – he recycles and gets the right distribution behind it. The work that Rodney Jerkins did on that CD was as close to Off the Wall and Thriller as we are EVER going to get. Break of Dawn, Heaven Can Wait, Butterflies and Rock My World – should have just been an EP and call it a day! check those songs out if you’ve forgotten what Mike can be capable of.