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We’re embarassed at our musical taste - at times…
So much so, we’re seriously considering re-naming this site - ParisCandy.com - considering everyweek our mailbox is loaded with new Paris Hilton tracks.
While we love the swag (which we gladly pass on to you), sometimes we’re not so sure the tracks are who they claim to be…
Today’s [...]

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Paris and Her Size 11's

We’re embarassed at our musical taste - at times…

So much so, we’re seriously considering re-naming this site - ParisCandy.com - considering everyweek our mailbox is loaded with new Paris Hilton tracks.

While we love the swag (which we gladly pass on to you), sometimes we’re not so sure the tracks are who they claim to be…

Today’s Paris track is hot. We’re serious so stop laughing, it really is hot - so hot that we aren’t even sure it’s her… After doing an informal internet poll (i.e. asking our favorite music minded bloggers… we still weren’t sure.)

What they said:

DListed » “Sounds like a black chick”

Arjan Writes » “Sounds like a computer”

Christian Tomas » “Sounds like a unreleased Britney track”

SunRay » “Not sure, at least it doesn’t suck”

Take a listen, and let us know if we’ve been duped.

Rockacon Paris Hilton > Turn You On


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12 Comments

  1. Tron added these sardonic words on June 15, 2006 | Permalink

    It’s has a nice beat to it. Paris really tried with this one. I mean..actually did something. Wow! As person who usually has something mean/funny to say, I will sit this one out. It’s too easy.

  2. dugla added these sardonic words on June 16, 2006 | Permalink

    uh, two words:

    WHOMP WHOMP

  3. Vocalz added these sardonic words on June 16, 2006 | Permalink

    though i’m a bit embarassed to say so, this track is fire…almost better than the porn vid :-)

  4. That*itch! added these sardonic words on June 17, 2006 | Permalink

    That was shit
    I’m not playing
    I’ll even admit, I didn’t hate Stars are Blind that much, well only because it’s a total rip off of Blondie “Tide is High”
    and I love Blondie
    but I digress
    that was
    unadulterated shit

  5. Angelique added these sardonic words on June 17, 2006 | Permalink

    if you think this track is hot - ya’ll are smoking rocks.

    and christina milian got dropped from def jam?

    are you kidding me?

    two words: microwave popcorn

    rocka,the picture you selected is more fire than this song.

    “take a cold shower when you get home”. she should do a collabo w/ k fed - fake hollywood.

  6. dugla added these sardonic words on June 19, 2006 | Permalink

    i understand the swagger aspect as being hot but i would expect to hear it from people like, i dunno, brandon davis riding shot-gun in that maclaren of hers…just maybe

  7. Darian Zam added these sardonic words on June 20, 2006 | Permalink

    I’ve heard they are big, but Her feet look bigger than her head. And I hope she washed her coochie before this photo was taken. Just for the stylist’s sake

  8. psun added these sardonic words on June 20, 2006 | Permalink

    I am liking this song… but after listening to screwed, either she took hella vocal lessons or she has a ghost singer on the side who is really singing when her mic is turned off…

    Its a cute stripper song, and I am a big fan of the stripper songs. I think I was a stripper in a past life or something…

  9. Darian Zam added these sardonic words on June 20, 2006 | Permalink

    I just listened to it and it was so awful I turned it off half way. Total RUBBISH

  10. anon added these sardonic words on June 20, 2006 | Permalink

    The vocals on the track don’t sound like they come from the same person. It sounds like a group song to me.

  11. rubyspirit added these sardonic words on June 26, 2006 | Permalink

    boring - i’ve heard several snippets of songs from her disc and this isn’t the best one.

  12. Holly_Would added these sardonic words on June 27, 2006 | Permalink

    I’m listening to the song now…no way…can’t be…I’m jammin’….sorry I turn you on…

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