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Maurice Townsell has a secret weapon industry titans fear more than cellulite - the acerbic Janice Dickinson as an agent.

As one of the featured players on The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, male model Maurice Townsell is well on his way to becoming more than the face that hawks high end products. We caught up to the living mannequin and made him answer our crazy question feature. Check out his answers below.

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done with your money?

The stupidest thing I have ever done with my money. I’m really pretty good with money but I would have to say going to Vegas and blowing all my spending money in one day on the tables.

If you were a woman, who would you want to be?

If I was a woman I would probably be one of those girls that grabs one of those ballers and hustles them without having sex.

It’s 11 P.M. on a typical evening, what are you doing?

Either watching Sportscenter, at the club, working out, chillin’ in the hot tub, or watching a movie. Oh, and don’t forget Myspace.

What ethnic stereotype do you live up to?

I live up to a few of them I guess. Some people think I’m Latin but I am half black and half white. My ethnic background is fairly big, I have Italian, Irish, French, English, Native American, and African American background.

What are you like when you’re drunk?

Shit, when I’m drunk I am the happiest person you will find. You’ll just see me smiling a lot.

Whose portfolio would you steal, if you could?

If I were to steal someones portfolio it would have to be Tyson Beckfords’. I think he did a lot for the African American community as far as modeling goes and all the ladies love him. But I respect what he has done for the business.