While checking out those wolf beast on VH-1’s Miss Rap Supreme, I got to thinking were there any female rappers worse than these chicks? And then I made a list.
10. Baby Stace: Claim To Fame > Being a member of Harlem World and the twin sister of Mase.
Imagine Mase’s lazy flow on his twin sister, and you got Baby Stace, gross right. Sample lyrics, “Is my Body so tight, I can even attract a dyke.” Great introduction Stace.
9. Trina: Claim to Fame > Has been featured on more cover’s of Sister 2 Sister than should be legal.
The thing about Trina isn’t exactly what she say’s but how she’s saying it. She speaks as if she’s missed everyday of elementary school on purpose. She’s does more damage to nouns and verbs than she’ll ever do to a competitor on a battle rap. Which kind of sucks because she started out so promising on Trick’s, “Nann Nigger.” Listen to her regression with Lil’ Wayne on Prostitute, she’s useless.
Lil’ Wayne > Trina “Prostitute”
8. Spinderella: Claim to Fame > Classic Dj for Salt-n-Pepa
The thing about Spin is that I always enjoyed seeing her in the back on the 1’s and 2’s, but my elation quickly dissipated when she dropped those light barbs on “Whatta Man.” It was like watching Kelly Rowland go solo, you want to support but the whole thing seems wrong. I think Pepa set her up.
7. B.W.P.: Claim to Fame > First rap chicks to make a song called “Two Minute Brother”
You can always recognize a novelty band because their the answer to something that’s already popular in the market, enter the female answer to N.W.A., Bitches With Problems. The only thing these hoes, I mean bitches really did was curse a lot over bland beats, it’s not very lady like at all.
6. Vita: Claim to Fame > Being upstaged by Charli Baltimore
Imagine being the sister of that chick that couldn’t sing in Total, and wanting to use your connections to launch a music career. What do you do? Collaborate with Ja Rule and become a raptress. What’s the problem with that? Even with Ja’s help, your flow is about as hot as your sister’s voice – and she was the worst singer in Total.
5. Charli Baltimore: Claim to Fame > She looks like a budget Faith Evans
You’d think the protégé of BIG would have done some BIG things with that legacy - even Kim’s made a career of it. But the biggest thing Chuck’s contributed to the game is her cameo as Faith in Big’s “Get Money” clip, and the above joint with Vita… nuff said.
4. L’ Trimm: Claim to Fame > The classic single, “Cars That Goes Boom”
They like the cars, the cars that go boom, Bunny and Tigre were so cute yet so lame… Check the video, we don’t need to elaborate.
3. Khia: Claim to Fame > Her Neck & Back
I actually never thought of Khia as a rapper, I’ve always thought of her as some ridiculously nasty chic that somehow got on a track and some shit happened and it blew up. But seeing her choke on MRS, makes me realize I was being generous with that description.
2. Amil: Claim to Fame > She knew Jay-Z
This chick really let me down. I dug her little-sexy-raspy voiced thing she had going on, it was like model rap, and the fact that she was Jigga endorsed only heightened the appeal. Then she actually started rapping and all that went out the window.
1. Oaktown 357: Claim to Fame > Just “Juicy”
So maybe they were more dancers than rappers, but their dancing was as sloppy as their 16 bars. You’d think Hammer would have been a little more meticulous when choosing his female protégé’s. I would critique their rhymes but I can’t understand a word their saying… Are they out of breath?
WHAT NOW?